a grid of twelve different color swatches, each representing a different fabric or textile color. The text labels the colors as "CAROLINA BLUE", "MAROON", "FOREST", "SLATE", "DUSTY", "ASH", "LAGOON", "STONE", "GREY", "VINTAGE WHITE", "OLIVE", "PINK", "MAUVE", "MILITARY", "ROYAL", and "CUSTOM REQUEST?".
The image is a poster with a mountain landscape in the background. The poster contains text and examples of custom requests for shirts, indicating that the team is a husband and wife team who print every shirt themselves.
The image is a size chart for men's long sleeves and sweatshirts, providing measurements for chest circumference, chest width, and waist size. It includes a group photo of men wearing the shirts, which is labeled with the corresponding size.
a grid of twelve different color swatches, each representing a different fabric or textile color. The text labels the colors as "CAROLINA BLUE", "MAROON", "FOREST", "SLATE", "DUSTY", "ASH", "LAGOON", "STONE", "GREY", "VINTAGE WHITE", "OLIVE", "PINK", "MAUVE", "MILITARY", "ROYAL", and "CUSTOM REQUEST?".
The image is a poster with a mountain landscape in the background. The poster contains text and examples of custom requests for shirts, indicating that the team is a husband and wife team who print every shirt themselves.
The image is a size chart for men's long sleeves and sweatshirts, providing measurements for chest circumference, chest width, and waist size. It includes a group photo of men wearing the shirts, which is labeled with the corresponding size.

Buy Me Chickens & Tell Me You Don't Trust the Govt. TShirt 101

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Description

Buy Me Chickens T-Shirt – Funny Hen Graphic Tee for Homesteaders

Buy Me Chickens & Tell Me You Don't Trust the Govt. TShirt

Bring laughs to the barnyard with this “Buy Me Chickens and Tell Me You Don’t Trust the Government” t-shirt. Printed on a soft, high-quality tee, it’s the perfect funny shirt for homesteaders, chicken keepers, and farm life lovers.

Add some humor to your homestead with this funny chicken graphic tee that proudly says: “Buy Me Chickens and Tell Me You Don’t Trust the Government.” With its bold hen design and witty phrase, this shirt is a conversation starter for anyone who loves backyard farming and a good laugh.

Each shirt is screenprinted on a super soft, high-quality tee that’s made to last through chores, gatherings, and lazy days on the farm. Comfortable, durable, and funny, it’s a must-have for chicken keepers, homesteaders, and farm life enthusiasts.

Whether you’re shopping for yourself or searching for a unique gift for a poultry lover, this homesteading humor shirt combines style, comfort, and a dash of rebellion. Pair it with boots, jeans, or overalls for the perfect farm-ready look.

Our buttery soft Bella + Canvas shirts and Tanks are manufactured in South America or Los Angeles, with components from the USA & Hand printed in the USA.

To shop the rest of our Women's Short Sleeve collection, click here. 

Details 

  • Available in sizes S-3XL
  • Fabrication is poly/cotton blend
  • Printed in Black ink
  • Hand Screen Printed
  • Bella + Canvas Brand

Sizing

Unisex Fit- S: 2-4, M: 6-10, L: 10-14, XL: 14-18, 2XL: 18-20

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Size Charts & Care Info

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Check out our fit guide. Complete with measurements, care instructions & model details. 

 

Returns & Exchanges
We gladly accept returns, cancellations, and exchanges.
Contact us within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back within: 7 days of delivery
Return Address: 24780 N Old Highway 95
                           Athol, Idaho 83801
Request a cancellation within: 4 hours of purchase
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
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